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Funny church sign sayings
To lighten things up a bit, here are some possible humorous marquee
signs you might see at a Church.

Where will you be sitting in eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking?

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

Under same management for over 2000 years

Soul food served here

Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!

Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due

Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary

Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive

Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings

Forbidden fruit creates many jams

Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!

Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies

If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard

To belittle is to be little

Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you

God answers knee mail

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